Hello
POSTED AT 07:30 PM

black_wings

Hey you guys! Well lets see what has been going on lately, uh...Oh I am working on chapter two of my story and hoping to get it out this weekend. Laccrosse practice started and I pretty much hate everyone on the team (except Joemy) they are all pretty much really annoying, really horny high school girls. I got our old computer in my room so that obviously means my family got a new computer! If anyone out there has a dell computer and msn messenger please tell me! I CAN'T FOR THE LIFE OF ME FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET A DISPLAY PIC UP AND IT IS REALLY PISSIN ME OFF! AND MAKING ME SAD! :`( :`(
:`( Well I guess that is pretty much it, sorry my life isn't really intersting. Hope your guy's lives are!
Listening to: Led Zepplin
Feeling: really fuckin bored

Immigrant Song
POSTED AT 05:28 PM

black_wings

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!

On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
How soft your fields so green, can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war. We are your overlords.

On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.

So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins,
For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing.

-The Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin
Feeling: sad

Color of Death
POSTED AT 09:08 PM

black_wings

GREEN


??Which colour of Death is yours??
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Grr! Picture won't show up! Trust me guys the pic kicks ass! At least take the quiz to see the cool pics!
Feeling: dark

Darkness Dance
POSTED AT 02:45 PM

black_wings

Alrighty today I feel like exposing you guys to what has got to be like my favorite thing in the entire world to do, Butoh! Below is an absolutly wonderful link that does a very good explanation of what Butoh is. I highly suggest that you guys check it out just so you can know that something as crazy as this really exists. If you like really, REALLY weird things then baby this is the thing for you! I currently study in this artform, I take a 3 hour class on it every Saturday and I absolutly adore it! It is a fantastic way to get everything out of you and helps you discover more about yourselves! Hehe...yellow feathers! XD poor bird! (don't ask) So yes once again I highly suggest you at least read the "What is Butoh?" And I read the part where it is talking about the "Forbidden Colors" performance if you feel ready for a shocker! I knew they broke the chicken's neck but Arwen never told us about what happened before that! When you click on the link and you see a picture of a guy in a really weird pose you have landed into the right spot!

http://www.collapsingsilence.com/butoh.html
Feeling: butohy

Angels In America
POSTED AT 11:48 PM

black_wings

Ok so I got back from a play called "Angels In America" (hence the title) and holy shit was it a good play! I feel like crying now when I think about it. The play is set in like 1985 when the whole AIDS problem was being blamed on homosexuals. The play is about a gay man Louis and how he deals with the fact that his boyfriend (Prior) is dying of AIDS. The play also focuses around Joe Pitt and his struggles to come to grip with the fact that he is gay. Joe is married to a woman (Harper) even though he is gay. He is a lawyer and a Mormon and well aware that he is gay but he thinks that because he married a woman he will hide the fact that he is gay and never become that which he has been taught is wrong. It is an incredibly beautiful play and I highly suggest that all you guys in SLC go and see it! For dates ask me, hell I'm going to go see it again! Even if you aren't in SLC if a production of it comes up in your town GO SEE IT! One of the guys, I swear to god like every other word out of his mouth was "Fuck!" It was kinda of awkward though because I went to see it with my mom and the fact that the word fuck was said at least thirty times was pretty funny. For those who don't know I swear, a lot! And my mom doesn't know and I don't want her to know! Hehe...I'm so bad. But yeah anyways really you guys go see it! ARGH I FEEL LIKE CRYING! JUST GO AND SEE IT! *runs off crying*
Listening to: We Give It All by Rise Against
Feeling: :`( :`( :`(

New HBP Info!
POSTED AT 06:20 PM

black_wings

Alright you guys we got some new HBP info! I am copying the following little article from www.harrypotterfanzone.com so we all know. Alright here it is HP editor gives a sneak peak to HBP Posted by Zach on March 9, 10:11 AM | Submit News | Comments - 1 This morning on the Today Show, Arthur Levine of Scholastic released a few sneak peaks about Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Since the following contains spoilers, you must highlight the text in order to read it: ---------------- 1) There will be a new Minister for Magic. 2) Arthur Levine would revealed nothing on whether or not Snape was the 'Half-Blood Prince'. 3) The book is intense, with light-hearted moments. 4) We will find out a lot more about Voldemort. You can also go to www.harrypotterfanzone.com to see the cover art for the book! Just scroll down a bit the US version is the last one on the right side. So yeah there it is! Still counting down the days! 129 DAYS TO GO!

SO FUCKIN HYPER!!!!!!!!!!
POSTED AT 08:11 PM

black_wings

LIKE THE TITLE SAYS I AM SO FUCKING HYPER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *begins to fly around the room like an airplane* LOL! LOOK! ITS CROSSED OUT! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT IS SO FUCKING AWESOME! I REALLY NEED TO GET SOME MORE FUCKIN SLEEP!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! *flys off down the hall* LIVE FUCKIN LONG AND FUCKING PROSPER!!!!  

Feeling: WEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

POSTED AT 07:39 PM

black_wings

You are a Radical. Right on!

What kind of Sixties Person are you?
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Listening to: Hit The Floor
Feeling: sad

WTF?
POSTED AT 07:30 PM

black_wings

Ok WTF is up with tabulas? I have been trying to post some quiz results like all day and it isn't working! it just posts the html code! help anyone? anyone else experiencing these problems?

Updated Gallery
POSTED AT 07:57 PM

black_wings

Hey you guys! Like the title says I updated my gallery! I added 4 new images to my HP gallery (if you've never been there before read the warning before you go! It is under the HBP countdown entry!) And I also added a funny little comic for you guys to have a good laugh with! Enjoy!

Love Life
POSTED AT 11:37 PM

black_wings

Like the title says this little entry is about my non-existant love life. I should be working on my Singapore report for Geography but I am almost done and this will only take a minute. Ok so one of my friends Matt had this HUGE crush on a girl named Bethany, I mean he was head over heels in love with the girl and he really wanted to let her know this but he was too afraid to tell her. So I offered to tell Bethany for him, well I did and it turned out that she only liked him as a friend and nothing more. Well it broke the poor guys heart and he got really pissed at her. He claimed that she was leading him on (and I have to agree I think she was leading him on a bit) and so he was going to make her life a living hell. I talked to him and tried to talk him out of it and I am pretty sure it still hasn't been done. See he was trying to get one of his friends to go up and tell Bethany that she had completly crushed his soul and pretty much that she was a bitch Well no one would do it (thank god!) so he basically gave up on it.

The thing is while all of this was going on I was starting to fall for him, and I think I truly have fallen for him now. When I was talking to him online trying to talk him out of the whole "living hell" plan I learned some things about the guy that made me see a new side of him, I cannot tell you what those things are because I am sworn to secrecy so please don't ask. The thing is I don't know what to do, I don't want it to look like I am trying to catch him on the rebound but I really do like him. Anybody out there got any advice to give to me? It would be much appreciated!

Reading: about the economics of Singapore
Listening to: some song on the radio
Feeling: tired

POSTED AT 11:46 AM

black_wings

Harry Potter Common Room-All Your Hogwarts Skills Revealed by dezthewicked
Name:
Age:
House:	Slytherin
Animagus Form:	Beetle
Speciality:	Divination
Pet:	Rat
What did you do?	You are the new Defense against the Dark Arts teacher
Quidditch Position:	Chaser
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Life Sucks Shit
POSTED AT 12:57 PM

black_wings

Holy fuck what a way to tear out my heart. So if you guys haven't read the "love life" entry go read that first. So I am talking to Matt the guy I like on msn right now and I thought he was finally over Bethany but I guess not. According to his mom last night when she was putting on her makeup "last night when my mom was doing Bethany's mkeup She told my mom that She likes me but She doesnt know if She shouldd" so yeah that makes me feel just great. And the thing is I am still helping him to try and get together with bethany. Talk about your living hell.


Listening to: Breaking The Habit by Linkin Park
Feeling: crushed

Bored
POSTED AT 12:15 PM

black_wings

So yeah like the title says I am bored, I am not going anywhere for Spring Break and I feel like I gotta take a vacation to like California or Florida soon or I'm gonna crack! So yeah Fiddler on the Roof went well (sorry I haven't told you guys about this sooner, my school did Fiddler for a musical and Monday was closing night) I had lots o' fun! Things with Matt still aren't going anywhere and probably never will cause he is head over heels in love with Bethany (I wish I knew why) He seems to go for the shallow cheerleader type cause all of his crushes this year have been on annoying cheerleaders! So yeah just thought I should update you guys on what is going on in my life. Hope you all have a fun Spring Break!
Reading: Something Wicked This Way Comes
Listening to: Seven Wonders by Nickel Creek
Feeling: bored

Great Party
POSTED AT 12:02 AM

black_wings

Yeah like the title says I just got back from a kick ass party! My friend John had a Spring Break party and it was awesome! When we were playing truth or dare (yes go ahead and laughed we played it) my friend Monty got dared to go out into the middle of the street and yell that he was a transvestite and he did it! He also had to go to somebody's house wearing a fuzzy scarf and ask them if they wanted to buy his video. It was great! Especially since the person who answered the door was an old women (he didn't ask her though) Oh then when the pizza guy came to the door Monty answered the door wearing only his boxers, the great thing is they pizza guy didn't seemed fazed at all! It was so much fucking fun! I also finally found a way for me to go the Slipknot concert! YES! I have wanted to go so bad but I didn't think my parents would let me because A. I don't think they would care for Slipknot's style of music and B. I had no one to go with. But my friend Jordan said he had an extra ticket he would give me and Rick, Monty, and maybe John are going so that will be fun. Then when I asked my mom if I could go she didn't have a clue who Slipknot was and at that moment I was like "There is a god and he likes me!" I really honestly think Monty likes me now, it is hard to tell and John likes me too I think. I kissed him on the lips like five times. Sorry if I'm sounding like "Oh yes every guy in the world likes me cause I am like so popular!" If I sound like that I am sorry but I am just voiceing my opinion. I guess I kinda hop Monty likes me cause he seems like a cool kid and so is John. Oh hell I just hope at least one of them likes me! Fuck I gotta go to bed I gots to get up early and it is like midnight. Well see you guys later!
Listening to: Rape Me (i think is what it is called) by Nirvana

HAPPY EASTER!
POSTED AT 08:37 PM

black_wings

HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY!!!! PEEPS HERE I COME!

Feeling: too much sugar

Fifty Fun Things To Do During An Exam
POSTED AT 04:09 PM as a favorite post

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Fify fun things to do during an exam (You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.)

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "Oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6. Bring cheerleaders.

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"

8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max level.

9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

10. Bring pets.

11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas!" If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the esam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

22. Do the entire exam as if it was a multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc...).

23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completly blacked out.

24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly.

25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)

26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy)

27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "The lighty bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera!" until they drag you away.

30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for you right to take the exam.

31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "You don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"

32. Bring a water pistol with you.

33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imagionary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with a sword and shield.

37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious...like history notes for a calculus exam...otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

39. When you walk in, complain about the heat.

40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

41. One word: Wrestlemania.

42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing htem around like they do before concerts start.

43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break th epoint off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc...sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "It helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruemnts during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so."

50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher"

Listening to: Little Sister by Queens of the Stone Age
Feeling: happy

Trip To The Movies
POSTED AT 09:53 PM

black_wings

Well I just got back from seeing the Incredibles with my mom, sister, and her two friends. It was pretty good but I gotta say I think lately Pixar movies are being overrated. Finding Nemo was good but it wasn't as good as everybody was making it out to be. Still The Incredibles was good and if you haven't seen it then I suggest you do. I gotta say though the one truly freaky thing about the night is I saw like everybody I knew from school there! I saw Riley, Eva, Paul Bills, and a bunch of other kids whose names I do not know. Of course though my little sister Carson embarassed the shit out of me when we were walking down, I saw Riley and I walked passed him cause he didn't seem to notice me and then Carson was like "Oooo! Don't you know him! Isn't he your boyfriend?" REALLY LOUDLY! AND HE WAS STANDING LIKE 10 FUCKING FEET AWAY! GOD I WANTED TO KILL HER AND THEN BE SHOT! It was so embarrasing! But Riley just seemed to ignore it and talked to me anyways. Then when we got home I brought the subject back up and my mom got so fuckin pissed at Carson, it was great! Well I better go, my mom is out and I don't want her to get home and see me on the internet! Toodles!
Listening to: Why Do You Love Me? by Garbage

My Day
POSTED AT 08:59 PM

black_wings

*BE SURE TO READ FIFTY FUN THINGS TO DO DURING AN EXAM! JUST SCROLL DOWN A BIT! Well lets see today was the first day back from Spring Break  Of course I pretty much had all my arty classes today so it wasn't to bad. Band was cool (had to fight with Daniel for a solo but it was a fun fight cause I knew there was no way he could win!) Drama was fun, we finished reading through the one-act play we are doing. It is called "Addict" and it is a really dramatic peace about various kids and their addiction problems. There is a character in it called Kendra Starr and she is a rocker who is addicted to Heroine. During the play when she is lighting up (while she is high) her cape (yeah kinda lame I know) and hair catch on fire, at the end of the play she comes out and her face is horribly disfigured. She is announced to her fans as dead even though she is really still alive. I want that part so bad and it looks like I am going to get it. I was the only person who raised my hand for it so Mrs. James (drama teacher) had to force three other girls to go out for it. I don't mean to sound cocky but I already know that part is mine and I am happy about that! 3-D Design was fun and so was Geometry (never thought I say that!) Oh hey you guys remember John? He was the one who through the Spring Break party. Well he asked me out today and I said yes. We are going to see a movie on Friday don't know what movie but I want to go see Series of Unfortunate Events (laugh if you must) because I really liked that movie (come on laugh, I know you want to) So yeah that was my day and now I am going to go and type a bit of my story and go to bed! Goodnight!
Listening to: Things That I've Done by The Killers
Feeling: empty